...and the big goof just rolled over and asked me to wash his tummy. You dumb bastard! I thought, You don't take a nap during a bath! After almost 4,000 trouble-free miles, THIS? I picked it up and rinsed it off. The floor was very soapy from the people before me and owing to the steep angle, I'd put it on the stand on a diamond plate drain cover. I guess it was all just too slippery but I'd had no reason to expect the thing to just topple, especially off the centerstand.
There was more damage than I would've liked. You can see the turn signal lens, a goner. The mirror stalk was bent, the fairing scraped, the crash bar scraped (of course, that's what it's there for), and the luggage on that side widely scraped